perfect timing

you know what's awesome? developing a random allergy to newspapers.

especially when you're packing up a 2-bedroom apartment and you have a lot of breakable stuff.

NB for posterity: benadryl makes you not want to pack anymore.

so if you see a freak in a long-sleeved tee with hot pink dish gloves up to her elbows frantically stuffing a big box with china coated in layers of the sunday star ledger, give a wave, cause she could probably use a little cheering from the sidelines.