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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

lies, all lies

for kicks, i decided to go back to my posts around last year's valentine's day to see what we did and whether we were sappy, because i forgot. and we were; indeed. this VD trumps it though; having kz make it home on the red eye from CA through all this mad blizzarding was the best gift of all, and my heart did melt over the teddy bear and mini stuffed bunny he brought home with him. the menagerie, it grows and grows like a furry family...

anyway, the point is that i came across this post from a few days after kz and i got engaged:

Wednesday, January 04, 2006
whoa!

just an FYI: before you go desinging me invitations, sending me fabric swatches, drafting seating charts, or thinking of hip registries, step back for a moment and reassess:

1) this is totally not happening until mid to late 2007 *at the earliest*
2) i'm not having a "real wedding," just a party on the beach with some bums and beer. no dress, no bridal party, no place cards.
3) if i end up feeling stressed out about this at all or kz and i utter a single angry word to each other as a result of planning, we're totally eloping.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....oh man, is that funny. my exhorbitantly expensive gown alteration is next week. the bridesmaids' dresses are on the way and the groomsmen's tuxes have been picked out. as soon as i get more coin, i'm about to order the beach-themed place card material.

i got so owned.
sabominator: 0
weddingz: eleventybillion

1 Comments:

e$ said...

It happens to the best of us, my friend. To the very best.

12:44 AM

 

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