who needs enemies?

so you're soaring high on victory (and splitting a pitcher of IPA with iggdawg at lunch) and when you leave your desk to break the seal, your fucking coworker has to go and do something like this...

i tell you. defacing my personal items while i'm indisposed is a special kind of love, and he does it every day.

i will miss this job.

renault rocks the shizzy in montreal

and our boy alonso brought home the bacon. at long last, i witnessed his victory lap, fist pumping in the air. that's right, kid - you rule.

i don't know if i could have hoped for a better canadian GP. a renault 1st and 4th, schumi grabbing 2nd from kimi on the last lap (who's the man now, dog??), messy pit stops for mclaren, and villeneuve putting it into the wall just past our grandstand, in front of his home crowd. oh, jacques, can you sink any lower? i hope so.

the only thing i would have wished was for nico rosberg to cool his jets a moment longer, let JPM by, and avoid the resulting shunt into the wall that ended his brilliant starting position in the first lap. i would have wished for JPM to cut the rookie a little slack but that's like wishing for a midland victory (a little dig just for you, dano).

so, a whole lot better than last year, although the V8's were a little quieter - still hot as balls, still incredibly cramped butt-numbing seating and for ass long ever walks to the metro lugging a hojillion pounds of water, but having an awesome race unfold right in front of me made it all worthwhile, and then some.

oh hell yes

see y'all next week...

Beer in the shitter?

Hurricanes game in raleigh...

despite the use of "y'all"

so yes, it is ungodly hot, full of religious freaks and mexicans, and everyone drives retarded...but i did just wash down a bunch of organic strawberries, which i picked myself under the morning sun, with a few abita turbodogs.

the south ain't all bad.

engrish?

either find me a motherfucking american (or even americanized!!!) seamstress, or translate "yes, my titties are too small to fill out this humongous bridesmaid's gown, think you can fix that?" into khmer for me, would you?

fucking a.

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