you want weird?

i always find it weird when i'm smiling or closing my mouth after spouting a long diatribe and i have dry tooth syndrome, when my lip gets stuck on one of my big front chompers and then i have to lick it and make a cleft-palate retarded face just so i can get my own mouth closed. it's hot.

i also have always thought it's weird, and more than minorly annoying, when i'm in mixed company eating snack food and the chicks always daintily dip only the very end of their tortilla, or celery stick, into the dip du jour, as though they were dabbing a pinky in a $300 jar of night cream. it's motherfucking dip; you're supposed to dive in with a scooping motion until your knuckles are wet and toss that dripping load of calorie-packed french onion sour cream straight into your gullet; not delicately bathe your chip like an invalid sibling. you trying to make me look fat or something?

but you want to hear seriously weird - today i went to a small gathering (<30 people, i'd guess) of friends and acquaintances, and it turns out that the wife of a friend of kz's is actually someone i went to high school with and haven't seen in 9 years. that may sound like no big deal, but when you go to a very small boarding school in the northeast, you don't expect to meet a chinese girl you once lived a few doors down from, who married to a dude who lives in DC, showing up a decade later in lowell, of all places on this green earth. i mean damn, now that's weird.