this just in

studies have shown that broccoli is infinitely more palatable when smothered with melted cheese. this comes as no surprise to doctors, who are still struggling with the american propensity for adding fat, preservatives, and sugar to once healthy food products in order to make them likely candidates for rapid ingestion. confounded but not defeated, they state, "hey, at least it's fiber."

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