why, just why?

i saw 2 retarded license plates today, both NH. go figure.

first one: UCONN on a silver acura SUV with misaligned HID's. just in case you were wondering if thier two favorite sports are basketball and hogging the left lane.

second one: CHEM E on a beat up red hyundai everyman econobox. i wouldn't brag about my intellectual or profressional prowess unless i were driving a faster car. the only sm4rt jokes that belong on a shitbox are something clever that only applies to a smaller audience. like an ATP hydrolysis reaction. that would be ok. then i might believe you about your wit and stunning intellect, which earned you pride and not a mercedes.

and on another note, why fry tortilla chips? just why? not crunchy or greasy enough? so i can have something satisfying with my fat-free salsa? just pass me the easy cheese and sign me up for gastric bypass surgery already. sheesh.