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Thursday, May 04, 2006

odious olfaction

this morning i was really looking forward to a large iced french vanilla coffee with extra milk only, which i get every single morning unless i am ill or...ill.
they never mess up my morning order at my dunkies, but i am starting to notice that at all dunkies, in all lands, there are times when french vanilla is not just french vanilla. i think sometimes they run completely dry on the bags of flavoring uber-concentrate, which are probably loaded up into machines like udders of manna. so i think on those days, they drain the dregs of all the flavor compartments and mix them together with magical things to make this special, occasional flavor called berries-and-pavement.

i do not like this flavor so i was not too impressed by my coffee this morning.

and now i'm 0 for 2; i just bought, and got excited about, a new protein smoothie from bolthouse farms flavored cappuccino-mocha-ish-ness. i was thinking it would be a great mix with some lowfat milk, ice cubes and a banana in the blender - a healthy snack with a new england coffee-milk inspiration. but it just tasted like unripe banana.

i'm discouraged; i think i'm going to go take a nap and wait for food to make itself taste good again.

1 Comments:

e$ said...

NO WAY. I bought a cappuccino this morning- a *huge* treat for me, these days - and there's like, zero espresso in it. It tastes like warm, slightly spoiled milk. So disappointed, let me tell you.

9:46 AM

 

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