i went to a drive-through (thru?) carwash today.
holy shit!
it was awesome. maybe you can tell i'd never been before. i usually fatigue my hand past numbness holding the squeezy nozzle in the do it yourself bay, fumbling for quarters and tripping over the hose. i often vacuum the crumpled dunkies straw wrappers, sand, dirt, mud, smallish rocks, blond hairballs, road salt, pine needles, and coins of nickel denomination and under from my floors, which always costs about 6 bucks. by "often" i mean twice yearly.
then the other day (like months ago) i got a little booklet of free simoniz car wash coupons from nutz and libs. feeling adventurous, i pulled in and decided to give it a go today. it was painfully obvious to all that i was a total n00b at pulling onto the little 2001: space odyssey conveyor belt, and i nearly stalled from the excitement of it all.
i can't describe how cool all the spraying soap was, nor the flupping rubbers, the tumbling twisties, the wooshing streamers nor the squeaking squeegees. i'll just note that i exclaimed "WHOA!" a lot to myself and braced as the air-drying blowers nearly dented my roof and lifted my hood clean off.
it's like an amusement ride, only better. cause it makes things clean. i need to find one of these that can fit my whole apartment. seriously, i love this invention.