concentrated happy
i would like to announce that the new coffee flavor shots at dunkies are, indeed, one of the best inventions ever (totally unsweetened!). no more inconsistent “you call this ass french vanilla?” brewing imbroglios. the power is in your hands, consumer. what will it be today? blueberry? marshmallow? you can even ask for my favorite, half vanilla AND half coconut. with more than 5 shots to choose from, the possibilities are endless. you do the math.
as a scientist, i think my next home project will be developing flavor shots for people. i’ll take my best friend, but with a shot of humility, and some common sense mixed in, please. i think it would be a great idea. attitude adjustments, while you wait. and sugar-free.
4 Comments:
I as well like the flavor shots, but there is some element of "creepy" that comes with having your coffee flavored by a machine. the mcDonalds-i-zation of dunkies. which was already pretty mcDonalds-ized, if you ask me.
4:33 PM
it's no worse than mind control. and that doesn't even come in hazelnut.
4:56 PM
I'll take conconut flavored mind control any day!
12:39 PM
i will buy that shizz when i can get it in the flavor of monkey's bl00d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:21 PM
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