you should move to central mass if you:
-want to have more offspring than teeth in your 20's
-have always dreamt of purchasing a ski-doo
-love rap even though you've never seen a negro 'in person'
-think having a hemi entitles you to tailgate small vehicles
-enjoy wearing the same sweatshirt and track pants to work each day
-think scraggly nascar moustaches are cute
-consider sandwiches on anything other than white bread 'highfalutin'
-realize choosing the 'manager's special' at dunkin donuts is the zenith of spontaniety in your day
4 Comments:
- your idea of going out fo dinner is Mc Donalds.
- you have a complexion the color of Elmer's paste.
-you have Jesus in a bathtub on your front lawn.
Run as fast as you can!
8:19 AM
- you have mary in an oyster on the lawn
- you conjure images of Dunkies upon hearing the phrase "the great one"
- you actually use the word "dunkies"
12:29 PM
-head to "the big city" and the big city means worcester
-think tube tops are in style
4:34 PM
- you think a vacation is heading to the next town over.
- you love snow!
5:54 PM
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