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Friday, February 11, 2005

cuidado - el piso mojado

note to self: clenching your steering wheel in a white-knuckle fist of death does little to improve your tires' ability to grip the road surface.

as a side, i have long extolled the virtues of poop as a comedy device and conversation topic for the meeting of like minds. today, i add reason #936 of "why poop is great": in vast excess, it can get you out of work on a friday.

5 Comments:

e$ said...

woa, do i take that to mean that you called out sick with... diarrhea?

AWESOME~~~~

btw, that is "harper lee" who bears no resemblance to "agatha christie"

11:06 AM

 
kz said...

Old Ironsides ... =)

/Andrew

5:00 PM

 
katsumi said...

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4:55 PM

 
katsumi said...

Sabrina,

I am sorry to hear that you fell victim to the common 'Harper Lee wrote T.K.A.M.B. scam' -- it isn't your fault, I am sure you are a good person. Enclosed, please see the original cover to my book before it was so heinously mutilated as appears in your picture.

Yours truly,
A.C.

http://www.decepticonz.net/distro/to_kill_a_mockingbird-REAL.jpg

4:56 PM

 
sabominator said...

jp: plus 1 for making me laugh out loud.

still owe me a g&t though. the sabominatrox does not forget.

6:57 PM

 

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