good god help me

so does anybody have any creative ideas...

i try to be good and take lots of vitamins. how the hell am i supposed to handle 1000mg of omega-3's if every time i take one, 5 minutes later i get a case of the burps and for the next hour, i taste fish oil?

and don't just tell me to stop burping. nobody told mozart to stop composing. this is serious business now.