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Sunday, October 31, 2004

discretion = better part of valor

yeah so we attempted to do my struts last night, even though we couldn't start till late afternoon, had no air tools, and i felt like poo. thanks anyway macdaddy...we couldn't make it past the left rear; since we had to reuse the top hats for the new struts and couldn't get them off the old ones, it all went downhill from there (not for lack of trying...pliers, vice grips, strap wrench...benzomatic...). but failure can be a good thing; the dust boot was shredded anyway, so 4 are now on their way from tirerack. and with their burly strength, teh honeybear and james really wailed on the strut-knuckle bolt...unfortunately it was in the wrong direction, so now it's kind of distended, like a clay snake you'd make in kindergarten. but i think i had more of the dumb when i realized i was holding a washer in addition to the brake line clip..."hey honeybear, does this go somewhere?" silence. "er yes, it goes behind the thing i just tightened down." score 1 for the home team.

so i'm kind of glad we f-ed it all up, because now i can put in my new struts right-propa with new boots and gaskets. and yes, we will be replacing that bolt.

Friday, October 29, 2004

kinda 'ironical'

so my first night home, we went for mexican (hey why not? what's san diego got on new hampshire?) and i got sick the next day. we can't be sure it was from on the border...i am still loyal...

but so my first real food was from a vat of memmies' chicken soup which i made with great relish (and consumed with great gusto) this morning.

and my hypercos and AGX's are sitting right here in the dining room, winking at me like devilish coquettes, and our place to work on the car this weekend fell through, so i'm listless on the couch, slurping soup and with the automotive equivalent of blue balls. oh, cruel world.


Thursday, October 28, 2004

denouement

so i'm back, and i think more CA rubbed off on me than vice versa. i'm tanned, i'm mani-and pedi-cured (does anyone realize that's a rather traumatic step for me?), and i find myself making small talk with strangers. eek.

neuroscience went extremely well, better than expected - i had a huge crowd for about 3 hours around my poster, was offered a few jobs on the spot (none in the northeast, so it's rather moot but nice to hear all the same). i heard comments about my data like 'this is what the field really needs' and 'i'm going to send my postdocs over here to see what a gel should look like' - for the rest of the day, my ego was the size of an air mattress. i quickly recovered and began fretting over my next job, my resume, and which higher degree to pursue next, in typical sabominator style. but for a couple of hours, up until the post-margarita melancholia set in, i was feeling pretty satisfied with myself.

before the conference began, my best friend from high school, terr (now a san diego local), took me for some sightseeing. we went for mexican, looked at the city lights from mt soledad, strolled on the beach at midnight, and spent the next day zipping around in her fiance's 350Z, cruising to cheesy 80's tunes and being as blonde as possible with the top down. we spent a lot of time in la jolla, saw windansea surfers, and tortured the DNC volunteers outside victoria's secret with as many airhead comments as we could muster. i experienced the wonder of in-n-out 'double double animal style' - i will never crave mc donald's again.
  • if you want to see a few pix of our exploits
  • i haven't had as much fun since we were 15 and thought we were really cool.

    aside from attending as many seminars and posters on abeta toxicity and mechanisms as i could bear before my brain was full, i worked on my extracurricular enjoyment as well. i spent a lot of time with fellow tech alice, sampling the food at most of the fine establishments on 5th ave, watching the world series over beer/margaritas/sangria (i'm not even a baseball fan), playing cutthroat ping-pong, nearly passing out in the hottub from dehydration, admiring all the naval behemoths in the harbor, and averaging 45 oz of coffee per day at regular intervals. i spent some time with our collaborators from other parts of the country, and hit some of the best 'local' spots like cafe 222 for pecan waffles and extraordinady desserts, where a slice of gianduija mousse and a scoop of scharfenberger ice cream totalled $14. thank you, NIH funding. compared to last year's prison sentence in new orleans, the overall conference experience in san diego kicked ass. i found myself loving the weather, the friendly people, and the excellent automobiles (a lot of old skool z's and VWs...).

    but i'm home now, and thank god...the red-eye is an experience i recommend you skip, as a 3 hour layover in newark at 5 am is my new definition of purgatory. when teh honeybear picked me up at 10 am, breakfast and napping till 2 was just about the best thing i'd ever done. we spent all day being extremely lazy and comfortable, in a way which you can only appreciate when you know you've come out the other end of a job well done, and the last 10 months of hard work culminated in success, and it's totally ok to watch tv in your pajamas on a wednesday afternoon.

    now it's time to write the paper :)


    Wednesday, October 20, 2004

    brief hiatus

    so the ink on my poster is dry; it's snug in its lime-green mailing tube, on which i have compulsively written my address and hotel information. yesterday alice and i were pretending our poster tubes were rocket launchers. i don't think we should do that in the airport.

    if anybody really cares, which i suppose some may, as i associate with many dorks like myself, my poster is entitled 'immunochemical characterization of idiotypic abeta preparations.' and if you *really* care you can go to http://sfn.scholarone.com/itin2004/, make up an ID, and search for my abstracts (if you don't know my last name, you probably shouldn't care about my abstracts).

    aanyway, i'm leaving tomorrow and when i get home, i think a set of KYB AGX's will be waiting for me, and my hyperco gen2's. while i'm in san diego i plan on seeing my erstwhile best friend from high school, getting a tour from her, going to the zoo, hob-knobbing with the neuroscientific who's-who, watching F1 brazil, and making a list of why i'm glad i decided not to follow my job out to california.

    i kind of need to go pack. then teh honeybear and i are having takeout indian and watching family guy. *yay*. shortly after my return, i'll be having a birthday. you may send checks or money orders, along with the appropriate festive well-wishings, to my work or home address.

    Monday, October 18, 2004

    it ain't brain surgery

    3 days left to prepare for neuroscience.

    6 bunnies down, one to go (i've been using clip-art bunnies as spaceholders on my poster for missing data. i bet you're glad i explained that).

    awaiting postdoc approval of poster content before toiling over the hot printer in the basement (as my fellow tech alice (aka 'hamster heart') said this morning - 'prepare for pain. a lot of pain.')

    gotta buy a mailing tube. and I HOPE THE FREAKING SOX LOSE so i can drive in on wednesday and pick up my poster unhindered. sports? this is science, people. make way.

    dry cleaning is expensive.

    Tuesday, October 12, 2004

    you tell me...

    so in 21 days, i have the choice of voting for a candidate:

    endorsed by god

    ...or endorsed by superman.

    i'm an agnostic who was a kid in the 80's. say no more.

    Monday, October 11, 2004

    land of cornsilk and honey

    so we're back, and what better to welcome us to our humble abode than a night on the couch under my dinosaur blanket, fred in tow, eating takeout-BBQ and watching F1. seems flying gets worse every time, in direct to proportion with the amplitude of suckage of the people on your plane.


    had a great time - the eye twitch is indeed gone, and i think i attended my first 'fun' wedding; ironically, i knew none of the other guests, and it made me come correct on my pre-travel doubts ("is it possible that anything in the midwest is 'cool'?").


    we did an eating and walking tour of ann arbor on homecoming weekend - quite a spectacle; road-tested our 'compact' rental, a wallowing bright yellow V6 mustang pig (andrew left a few inches of rubber on the UMich campus - best burnout ever) - which promptly died in the parking garage (AAA rules); i had OCD-adventures in sleeping arrangements, and passed with flying colors thanks to the tremendous hospitality of andrew's friends; met awesome mini-greyhounds with the soul of my guinea pig; ate the best burgers and veggie chips (my tummy dreams of them still); bought a yoshi shirt and several awesome used cd's (am currently rocking the electroclash in my car); learned how gift registries work thanks to target; saw the beauty of the 'michigan left'; and had ample opportunity to compare east vs. midwest driving style (it really IS all straight out there - a slight kink in the road causes mayhem and lane drifting. but they all cruise at 80+ and won't block your creative moves. they also won't give you any warning before they arbitrarily cut you off without meaning to). similarly, boston pedestrian is to ann arbor predestrian as cunning fox is to blind rodent.


    but most importantly, i learned all about TAILGATING!

    Wednesday, October 06, 2004

    dearly departing

    i'll be incommunicado for a few days while we head out to michigan, at a point in my project when i really can't spare time away from work - which makes a trip all the more delicious, like a little nip of your mom's kirsch brandy when you're 10 and your parents are occupied with dinner guests (my mom thinking, as she reads this, all this time, i thought it was your brother!).

    but who knows, maybe i'll decide to make some posts from the midwest - i hear they have the internet in some benighted places. road trips seem to inspire the best of bloggers, and maybe i'll feel compelled to make some reader's digest-worthy 'life in these here united states' posts. we'll see.

    it'll be nice to have a brief respite before things get really crazy. i'll lose my eye twitch just in time to come back and develop a new compulsive reaction to stress. and boston commuting, i won't miss you at all...reached a new nadir the other night, when a whiskey and marlboro-soaked blue collar guy sat next to me and proceeded to give me intellectual fodder for mass executions of the dumb, poor, dirty and drunk throughout this great nation. snippets included 'i sure like to lay women,' 'wait till i roll over on my ex boss and get that m-f-er locked up, sure as hell i been on the wrong side of the law myself,' 'tonight i had to tell a woman i love so much that i'll never see her again,' 'i ain't in no mood tonight, when that conductor comes back i'm a gonna show him a thing or two,' and 'you got a fella? you sure are purty. come and visit me in florida.' all this with his intermittent pats on my arm and scooting closer, totally violating my poor backpack. ah, boston. as much riffraff as the south, but better supported on my tax dollar. and they all sit next to me.

    Friday, October 01, 2004

    laugh about it, shout about it, when you've got to choose...every way you look at it, you lose



    bush = so owned.