young adults' letters to god

dear god,

since today is my birthday, i was wondering if you could do something for me.

also since you let bush get elected yesterday, i would think it would be no big deal...

could you please take arafat (he's in france, i'm sure you already know that) - i think he's real sick anyway. please put us - i mean him - out of his misery.

and also could you please make sure that ashcroft really does resign. i think his wife needs him at home and our country is generous enough to spare him for domestic duties.

um...that's all for now...like i said, you let bush get elected so - i think you still owe me some. i'll get back to you.

thank you,

sabominator

ps - i am 24 today.