Tofurkey day

while i dine on roasted dead bird carcass today, i will definitely be thinking of all the vegetarians who wrote in to the metro this past week, damning people like me for our wanton ingestion of god's creatures, the sheer land mass required to support our dirty carnivorous habits, and all the evil byproducts like methane which are nicht umweltbefreundlich (that's german, it means bad, it's just real long).

sometimes i almost wish my international friends a happy thanksgiving and then go, oh yeah, you don't have one of those...to you it's just a silly nascent nation and another neophyte holiday...but to us it's all about overeating and outbaking and grabbing the last thing of nutmeg at shaw's and making piecrusts without a rolling pin and being unyielding in horrible traffic...and then being thankful that we have the selfishness, excess wealth, and freedom to do it all just the way we want to.

america...fuck yeah!