tuesday utterances

a rich cornucopia of experiences from the last 48 hours:

-having given our evil gnome of a physics prof the smackdown by yawning my way to a 100 on the last exam, i believe i am now a wentworth legend (not only am i actually passing summer physics, but i have boobs to boot). last class - tonight. frick yeah.

-if our new apartment is unparalleled in its glory, then my old one is the height of unctuosity. i mean, i spend a week in SILENCE watching law and order and top gear on my NEW 27" TV, enjoying this luxury they call central a/c, a clean bathroom and well-equipped kitchen, and of course spending each morning and evening with teh honeybear...then without warning i am hurtled into the seventh circle of hell (somerville city limits) where i have to wrestle the semi-intelligent shower slime mold for possession of my soap (damn dictostylium...); sit in my little airless cell comforting myself with amplitude while my roommates BAKE PIZZA in an oven against my wall, despite our balmy 83 degree apartment; feel my bare feet stick in a sangria slick skirting the kitchen perimeter, and listen to sounds of 'queer eye,' 'match game,' and 'molto mario,' emanating from the dark and dank recesses of the living room, wondering WHY MY F1 RACES WERE DELETED FROM TIVO and if i'll ever get to see the cable for which i pay 1/4 of the bill. and then as i trudge off to a sweaty and doubtless troubled sleep, head hung low, their demented cat uses my leg as a scratching post. today's lesson: ROOMMATES SUCK. NEVER AGAIN!

-and so yesterday i walked around in my camo cargo pants with a banana peel in the right leg pocket for 5 hours. squidgy.

-ahem yes and er, I HAVE AN AWESOME CAR. victory is mine.