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Thursday, August 12, 2004

pimp tint

the other night i parked at the fleet ATM near my apt to get some cash. nobody else was around, it being 8 pm in southern NH - there aren't any sidewalks to roll up.

i was being adventuresome and left the car unlocked and running, doors shut - with the windows up, you can't see if anyone is in the car or not. that's how dark this LI guido tint is.

i get my money, head back to the lot. i see two middle-aged women about to get out of their minivan next to my car. they hesitate, exchange glances, get back in and close the doors. wait.

then i walk over to my car and see their looks of relief as i get into my rumbling, shiny black whip and prepare for takeoff.
their body language says, just a blond chick with groceries; it's not a getaway car, or a bunch of hoodlums of dubious ethnic background. it is now safe to get out of our minivan and commence the ATM-age.

heh.

btw, if anyone knows of an EASY way to DIY tint removal, or a place that would be cheaper than 150 bux, now would be the time to speak up.

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