luddites

for the love of god people, it's an escalator, not the steel maw of death...

someday i'll ride one backwards, blindfolded, with a bare bottom and exposed toes, and hurl myself into the teeth at the terminus, all ray charles suave-like.

and you'll all see, there's nothing to fear *small child screaming: mommy, it's eating my feet!*

i think if kenyans can kick our asses on paved streets whilst barefoot, you can summit the escalator in your asics.