for everything else...there's patience

over 200 beer cans leftover in apartment, recycled...$10

box of swiffer pads, 100 sets of footprints later...$5.75

dinner, ice cream, and incidentals while avoiding apartment during the first annual dirtbag barbecue...at least $50

mommy's chicken soup ingredients...$40

4 days' worth of robitussin...$9.50

1 venti iced americano, to assist in physics homework...$2.75

cost of groceries for which there is room in the fridge...$0

movie rentals until TiVo records something other than 'match game'...$23

time spent on phone with ex at work for no reason, at current pay rate...$4.49

knowing god thinks you have endless ability to deal with BS...priceless