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Monday, April 05, 2004

today is my first day as a woman freed from the fetters of the educational testing service.
i mean, except for this weekend, which didn't count since i can't remember anything amid the post-test snuggles, sleepies, ice cream, and tureen of guacamole.
and er, except for the general GRE, which will take place sometime in fall.
but something armageddon-esque could transpire in the meanwhile (we call it a "global killer"..."fire the 'laser'"), so for all intents and purposes, i am indeed, free, vis-a-vis standardized testing and i hereby disavow all knowledge regarding endosperm ploidy, ancient heterotroph lineages, chromatography elution times, and zinc-finger binding motifs.
ETS, go to hell.
law and order, mondays and tuesdays, back to back episodes (which really means three)... here i come.

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