it's the site of sabs for the metrowest matriarch...so droll, it's dumb; so piquant, so prolix, it's against the laws of physics...

sabominator@sabominator.com

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

oftentimes, when i fill out a form online and have to use the pulldown menu to list what country i'm in, i have to scroll all the ass way down to "u" for USA. something like albania, or afghanistan, is always at the top. these people don't even have leavened bread, and they use venetian blinds for hammocks - are they on a pink imac attempting to order trifluoroethanol? i think not.
i move to make USA first on every scroll-down list. remember folks, "a" is for "america". and we're #1.
we're the leaders of the free world....GET IN MY BELLY!

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